1) I wish my toys would come to life at night… but only to clean up after me! 2) I wish chocolate would turn into vegetables in my stomach—so my conscience stays quiet! 3) I want a pink unicorn that does my hair and sings Beyoncé songs! 4) I wish I had a magic wand that turns boring days into cloud-top dance parties. 5) I want a backpack fridge full of ice cream that never melts! 6) I wish every mistake in life turned into glitter and disappeared! 7) I want my bed to turn into a flying ship so I can escape responsibilities in style. 8) I want a pet—like a flying llama in glasses—that takes me around town like a VIP. 9) I wish that every time I sneeze, a tiny kitten appears (and once, a dinosaur). 10) I want grandma’s meatballs to magically teleport onto my plate whenever I’m hungry!