Find a way to eat pizza at night and up with abs, not guilt. Pet a raccoon… and make sure it doesn’t steal my food. Win an argument with my internet provider. Just once. Learn to do my makeup in "five minutes" and actually mean five minutes. Get a text from the future saying, "Everything will be fine" (preferably with dates). Find jeans that fit perfectly and buy them in every color of the rainbow. Make coffee brew itself in the morning. Learn to dance so well that even my cat doesn’t judge me. Catch luck by the tail… and convince it to stay for tea. Accidentally end up in a viral meme (a cute one, of course).