Looks like u got some nappy hair in your bum

I dunno those words were in my mind. Random I know, but that shouldnt surprise you….yall should know by now that I pull green polka dot leathered boots and the like out of 1940’s faux designer amoire sets. Anyways…my wrist been hurting like a muddafukka!! I hardly cuss (Does that count as cussing?) so that should give you guys an idea of the sheer magnitude of  pain in my itty bitty wrist. It pops, it snaps, it goes numb, it pops again, it crackles. Yes just like rice krispies but not as good in the morning with a bagel and some OJ and it doesnt sog up in milk.  So yes I must resort to the chichichi (That is sooo 2007 isnt it??! Not sure…) wrist brace.  It does help, but my grey one is starting to get all oogly and shtuff. So Imma get a black one so it hides the dirtiness hehe. Then rub it in yo face and no one would be the wiser

Umm yeah I also realized that I have a pair. Yes that pair! I mean if you really believe in something and will stand up for it and fight for it til the end…that means you have a mighty pair. And yes it can seemingly grow out of thin air. I mean look – they are fine and mighty arent they?! Are yours of equal glory? Hmm they quite possibly could be. Let me be the judge of that. Lets see if they can withstand temperatures in the 100s and below freezing.

Ok you pass.

Toodles… and noodles for me