The finest CamGirls are those that not only steam up the screen, but also keep us coming back with their engaging personalities. NNC’s Connie fits that bill perfectly with her sexy bod and her vibrant mind. Interested in everything from philanthropy and science to public masturbation and kinky role-play, Connie’s got a little something for everyone. We asked her to tell us all the sordid details about her avid gaming, her love of shower masturbation, and her upcoming one-year camming anniversary.
Brian: Hey Connie! Thanks for taking some time out to answer a few questions. You excited about your first big interview?
Connie: Yes! I’m usually the one asking questions in chat, so this is a nice change!
Brian: So tell us how you came to be a CamGirl.
Connie: Well actually, it all started when I was 10 years old…relatively. I met Megan then, and we became childhood best friends. We more recently reconnected, and that’s when I hopped on board! Hell hath no fury, I’m 21 now.
Brian: You’re coming up on your one-year anniversary. How has the experience been so far?
Connie: Wow, that time already? I’ll expect chocolates and flowers awaiting me in my virtual inbox. No, but really it has been quite the adventure! I will admit to being very nervous at first. As time passed by, I learned it’s a lot easier to just relax, be yourself and some will love you. You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea but the ones that like you will keep drinking! Cheers! My motivational metaphors will always refer to the kitchen. Why woman?
Brian: You describe yourself as a “tiny nerdlette with a big booty.” Care to elaborate?
Connie: If I were a sandwich, that would be my name on a menu. This is mostly everyone’s first assessment of me: I have geek tendencies but am very feminine. I look tiny even though I’m 5’8″ (all in the legs). I have a lot in the back hence, big booty!
Brian: Have you encountered any other models that approach your level of nerdiness?
Connie: I know Sica and Coley play some of the same games as I do eg. League of Legends, Portal. There are more nerdy models out there that I haven’t had the chance to talk to. I’m not sure how one weighs their level. Maybe we can compare Reddit karma? But lurkers can be ultimate nerds too, conundrum!
Brian: Is your favorite past-time really fapping in public? How do you get away with that?
Connie: I forgot I wrote that! It happens on occasion. The first time was an accident. I wear mostly dresses and if they have pockets that’s a double-win for me. This particular dress I wore on the bus one day had a hole in the pocket. (Commando fan here.) I was bored and sitting in the back of the bus so I said why not?
Brian: What’s the kinkiest role-playing you ever did?
Connie: Hahaha, I’m laughing because I’m blushing. Renegade Talon and Kitty Cat Katarina? To be fair, these were our Halloween costumes. Yeah, GG
Brian: Is it possible to have too many orgasms?
Connie: The limit does not exist! My max has been 21 over the course of a whole day. I was pretty tired the next day. Napping all over the place. Too many is probable.
Brian: What do you do when you’re not camming or fapping in public?
Connie: I sew! Sometimes I make things for cam. I love designing, it’s always been a first love for me. I’m currently working on a tribute to Hayao Miyazaki for Etsy. I love Studio Ghibli films. Definitely something I will keep the shelves stocked with when I have little ones. I might even make a Miyazaki-masquerade skit this year for our city’s Comic Con.
Brian: You also describe yourself as a philanthropist. What kinds of causes are you interested in?
Connie: My number one contribution is world hunger. It’s highest death threat beyond any disease yet people die here because they eat too much. It makes me sad that America’s current epidemic is obesity while others starving for food, will never see the other things they starve for. Like education and love. I have the inability to dislike anyone, even if they don’t like me. It’s funny because most of my close relationships are usually misanthropes.
Brian: I heard you have an interesting theory linking sandwiches to our major societal problems.
Connie: My sandwich-making ability is not yet up to par with other professionals but that does not hinder my belief in the following statement. Women MUST be able to prepare delicious sandwiches. They must perform this task for their man regularly. It’s a proven fact that wife beatings, divorce, and cancer are all caused by a woman’s lack in sandwich-making ability.
Brian: Are you a card-carrying citizen of the Whedonverse?
Connie: Yes yes. One-thousand times yes! I have stalked his convention panels all over the state at least once a year.
Brian: If you could bring back one Joss Whedon show, which would it be and why?
Connie: Dollhouse. I think out of all his series, this one has left me with the most questions. I know Firefly has the biggest following in returning, but I was actually satisfied with the way it ended. And considering how recent the Dollhouse finale was, it can be done!
Brian: Did you ever get over your fear of being abducted by aliens while showering?
Connie: Yes. It helps not having windows in the bathroom. This is the only way aliens force entry! What are doors?
Brian: And you’re also an avid gamer, I hear. What are some of your favorites?
Connie: Right now I play LoL, Dragon Nest and Minecraft. Recently finished the second Portal…impeccable graphics and hilarious writing. Sometimes I login to OMGpop for some “Draw my thing” Very amusing.
Brian: And your preferred character on Super Smash Brothers?
Connie: Jiggly Puff!
Brian: What is the Janukurpara?
Connie: My favorite position from the Karma Sutra! If you lift your partner by passing your elbows under her knees and gripping her ass while she hangs fearfully from your neck, it is “Janukurpara” (the Knee Elbow). It’s a difficult one but so fun!
Brian: What is a lingonberry?
Connie: Heaven’s fruit from the land of Sweden. A.k.a. the main reason why I frequent Ikea.
Brian: What is a Fennec Fox?
Connie: The cutest animal I will ever own. It’s going to happen.
Brian: What’s the one book that everyone should read?
Connie: The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry.
Brian: And what’s the one sexual position or activity that everyone should try?
Brian: So you’ve been kidnapped, dressed in sexy lingerie, and tied to a bed. Who would you prefer rescue you: Neville Longbottom, Paul Ballard, or Alcide?
Connie: Oh my god. Definitely not Neville Longbottom, I can’t deal with his character but the actor…that’s another story. Um! Considering Alcide is more than human and Paul Ballard isn’t…I have to go with Alcide! Humans 0, Supernaturals 1
Brian: Tell us what you really think about:
– Battlestar Galactica: It’s a tragic and beautiful story of a fictional future. That basically sums my aesthetic interest! I would rather live in a post-apocalypse than what I have. Whatever the opposite of Nostalgia is, I have that. Curse you Battlestar.
– Megan: She’s great! Our stubbornness is directly proportional to each others. She’s just a lot more outright about it than I am! I was once [more] like that too, we drove each other crazy sometimes when we were younger but our good moments outweigh the insane ones.
– Pi: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288411971693993751582…I would never have known that if it weren’t for Yoko Kanno.
– Shower masturbation: The best shower masturbation is shower masturbation.
– Carl Sagan: Sexiest scientist I will never meet and that makes me want apple pie.
Brian: So you’re out for a night on the town. Who’s with you, what are you wearing, and where are you going?
Rational Reality: I’m with a couple of my girlfriends from fashion school. I’m wearing a long-sleeved mini white lace dress from the 70s with my combat boots, because we’re going to a themed party. I’m a big fan of themed parties.
Delusional Expectations: My gay best friend NPH picks me up in his neon beetle to meet Felicia Day for her director-credited premiere at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. I will be wearing a red dress that was custom made for me by Kate Spade and it will have my favorite poems scribbled onto the lining.
Brian: And what do you do afterwards?
Rational Reality: We roll down our windows and serenade people in the night. Some will applaud us, some will join us and some will ever so eloquently flip us the bird. We’ll laugh at home about it until we pass out.
Delusional Expectations: I am asked to be in Felicia’s sequel. We celebrate at (the lead) Nathan Fillion’s house with a late-night BBQ. I sleep on his leathery couch and wake up to the smell of sizzling bacon and cow hide.
Brian: You seem to like puns – do you have a favorite?
Connie: Seven days without a pun makes one weak!
Brian: I share your love of Improv Everywhere – are you going to lead the No Pants Subway Ride again?
Connie: I think so. Just waiting to register. Hopefully it’s warmer this year! Freezing my ass off has never been more appropriately used.
Brian: Any big plans for your one-year anniversary?
Connie: I think I’ll probably make a fanclub. I’ve been holding off on content for far too long!
Brian: Anything else you’d like to say to the CWH community?
Connie: Rock on! You guys make this place what it is and it’s awesome so by that definition, you are awesome!
Brian: Thanks for doing an interview!
Connie: Thanks for having me! Love and Peace!
Stop by Connie’s chat room at either NonNudeCams or NudeAdultCams and see firsthand what all the fuss is about. Also, help Connie prepare for her one-year camming anniversary on February 4 by sending her a giftcard to firstname.lastname@example.org!