It’s true! I was a bad girl and I’m paying the price now. In my past, I used to illegally street race. I had a 2004 Mach 1 Mustang that I hooked up with a chip as well as other special tricks of the trade that I shall keep secret. I used to go to an isolated strip of road in my hometown on Saturday nights and race my friends as well as random strangers who wanted to challenge me. My car hauled ass, and I rarely lost. One of my favorite memories was the night I drove my friend’s ’67 Corvette and he drove my Mustang and we raced each other! It’s weird because as competetive as I am wanting to beat the other guy, I really wanted MY car to win because that meant I truly had the better car. Well, my ‘stang WAS winning then I punched in his NOS and beat my own car, which was NOSless at the time. Yes I cheated. But it was all in good fun.
Anyway I guess the good ol’ days of racing haven’t lost their appeal to me, and this last October I was pulled over for speeding. I was going 17 over and got a ticket. See, not all pretty girls flirt their way out of tickets. Ok fine I admit it, I tried like hell!! I was wearing a big push-up bra and tight low cut shirt and I was in full Sydney-mode, batting my eyelashes and sweet-talking the gentleman. Didn’t matter. He’s either gay or a rookie. I felt defeated.
SO guess what I’m doing RIGHT NOW as I type? I’m listening to an audio stream of Defensive Driving online. Yep. I’m about 3 hours into it, with 3 left to go, and figured I’d kill some time writing a diary entry to update my lovely fans. I’ve already checked all my emails, updated twitter, paid my bills online, and painted my nails. I thought all hope was lost with entertaining myself during this torturous rape of my ears, then I remembered!!!! I have beer in the fridge.
Cheer me up by joining my fan club, buying me something naughty, or following me on twitter.