do you usually kill bugs you see in the house?
i usually don’t (UNLESS THEY ARE HOUSE CENTIPEDES HOLY SHIT I HATE THEM) but……
i was away from home for a few days.. when i came back and had to pee – i looked down and saw there was a spider web all across the toilet underneath the seat. and there was a spider just sittin there waiting for my booty to be lowered into his realm so he could have a snack. i was like eff no you don’t! and gave him a little shower so he fell into the potty and i flushed his ass away.
i mean i feel kinda bad but it was a seriously poor choice on home relocation. maybe he survived and is living in the sewer
i’m just like thank the loordddd i looked before i sat. oyyyy i don’t want bugs crawling on my nono bits ;(
or maybe he was living in my dusty old vag and needed some new scenery.