OH MY GAWD. I can barely move my neck & my m-chat is going to be miserable! It is amazing how sensitive neck muscles are…
So, i’m standing up in the Mystic Tan, and for those of you who don’t know, if you are the first person to use it during the day, it sprays a huge glob of tanning solution out & scares the piss out of you. I’m standing with my back facing the nozzles, and a freezing cold glob shoots out at me(*dodges pervy comments*), and instinctually i jerk my head away from it. Somehow, with the slightest jerk of my neck yesterday, it has gotten gradually worse and now i can barely move AT ALL. My neck hurts so bad that i can’t even look to my right or left to drive! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Can someone come be my nurse?
Nevertheless, I have an m-chat at 4:30 today & i’m going to look like an immobile zombie bc of lack of movement. I apologize in advance!
P.S. Maybe there are some handicap fetishes out there? LOL