OMG!!!! My freaking neighbors across the water are literally SPYING on me! I have seen them on their linae with BINOCULARS and CAMERA’S looking at me in my house! Even my housekeeper said something!!! She asked if he was looking at me through the windows…..? I looked and SURE ENOUGH, there sits Dundee-I call him that because he is old and leathery and talks exactly like Crocodile Dundee-in his black SPEEDO with a pair of BINOCULARS looking directly across the water into my house where I am standing talking to Maria in some jeans and an Ed Hardy long sleeved tee. Hahahahahaha-no sexy lingerie for you this time!!! WHAT THE HELL???? I seriously feel like my privacy is being interrupted. I have a lot of Cops in and around my neighborhood and they all are friends with him. He stays there 6 months out pf the year-the rest of the time he is in England.
I really don’t mind very much if he thinks I am hot or something, but can he PUH-LEASE try and make it seem LESS OBVIOUS? I feel like I have PAPARAZZI in my backyard! WTF?!
Grrrrr……however, I am such an attention whore that I DO admittedtly purposely walk and dance around in nearly nothing just ’cause I know he is watching-LOL
So I guess I have only been encoursaging him. Sigh….ah man….