i went to whole foods yesterday to get some groceries- btw they have the best stuff! and i’m a weirdo, yes you all know this.. and saw all the fish laying out on ice. i was like OOOOHHH and went to go look at them cause it’s weird seeing whole fish just like.. hanging out. on ice. i was checkin this one dude out and i decided he wanted me to pet his lifeless fish body. so i reached out and touched him and then all of a sudden this 4 foot long fish dude next to him starts FLOPPING AROUND!#)!($!_)$)#!_@#)@_!$(!#)$!#*@*#!(*@#!(*#@(
yes i nearly shat myself
seriously i was like pointing at him and going
… *LOOKS AROUND*
so now i’m terrified of the fish counter. oh yeah they also had ostrich eggs. i really wanted to get one but they were $20 and i would just hang out with it and probably not eat it. it was fun to pick up and play with. wtf do people really eat ostrich eggs? i mean obviously.. but is there some cool ostrich egg recipe i need to know about? wtf do you do with them. maybe mega protein omelet for weight lifters and such.