Birthday: December 24
Ethnicity: Central/Eastern European
Bender: Thanks for taking the time, and letting me talk your ear off and pick your brain, Eve!
Bender: So where did you grow up? What kind of kid were you? (like did you play with Barbies and the Easy-Bake oven or did you like to play in the mud with the boys?)
Eve: I’m still waiting to grow up, but I was born and raised in a small ghetto town in Arizona. Surrounded by dirt and weeds, and everyone in town knows your business.
When I was little, I was a bit of both. I loved my Barbies, but most of my friends were boys…that would actually play Barbies with me, hahaha. Aww, I miss those days.
Bender: The boys played Barbies with you? Haha that’s awesome. How did you do in school? Did you ever have a crush on any of your teachers?
Eve: Well in elementary, I think I did alright, not the best, but I never flunked. In high school I made honor roll pretty much the whole time and was also going to college when I was a Junior in high school. I graduated from Cosmetology school the same time I graduated high school. I hated high school, but it gave me the motivation to get out asap, lol.
No, I never had a hot teacher, not even a hot substitute, lol.
Bender: What was your favorite subject? (Recess counts!)
Eve: My favorite subject was English, I love to read and to write. I actually hated recess because I was bullied a lot in elementary and that is when they picked on me the most.
Bender: Aww, that’s too bad. I hate bullies! What do you like to read most? Have any favorite authors?
Eve: Mystery, thriller, fantasy, and romance novels. I also like reading erotic stories (masturbation, couples, etc.).
My favorite author is Stephen King of course. Also Jill McCorkle, J. R. R. Tolkien, R.L. Stine, etc.
Bender: Oooh, erotic stories… nice, haha. And what do you like to write? Poetry? Short stories?
Eve: I like to write poetry and any type of stories. One of my poems in high school won a contest and it was even published.
Bender: Published poetry! Very nice! What else do you like to do for fun? Have any other cool hobbies?
Eve: Watch movies, play video games, ride around on my four wheeler and go-cart, play pool or go bowling, paint, draw, listen to music, shop, swim, paintball, yeah…I could go on forever, I like doing a lot of things, but nothing that’s really interesting like jumping off of cliffs or out of planes. Haha.
Bender: Sweet! fourwheeling and paintballing… awesome. What kind of music do you like? What are your favorite movies and video games?
Eve: Get ready for some long answers, lol.
As for music: anything but country, punk/ska, and gospel. My favorites are rock, metal, and…dance, teheh. To name some: Orgy, 30 Seconds to Mars, Muse, Egypt Central, Red, Thrice, A Perfect Circle, Three Days Grace, Breed 77, Evans Blue, Submersed, IAMX, Porcelain and the Tramps, ATB, Benni Benassi, Ferry Corsten, Brooklyn Bounce, Lasgo, etc.
Favorite movies: Black Sheep (the one with Chris Farley), Dumb And Dumber (also Dumberer), Pirates of the Caribbean, Nightmare Before Christmas, Juno, A Lot Like Love, Stay Alive, Pitch Black, I Am Legend, Fight Club, Underworld, Transformers, From Hell, Silent Hill, The Secret Garden, To Wong Foo, Sleepy Hollow, The Illusionist, The Departed, etc.
Video games: Mario, Mario Kart, Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2 (most of the Nintendo 64 games basically, lol). Guitar Hero(love love love), DDR, Fable, all the Silent Hill games, the Sims (don’t hate me), Virtua Fighter, Soul Calibur, etc.
Bender: Good long answers! lol (I might be falling for Eve already, guys. Anyone else? haha). OK so let’s get to what every guy is thinking about right now… what do you look for in a guy? And what would make a perfect first date?
Eve: A BIG FAT WALLET, bahah, OK not really, but that’d be a plus, lol.
I’m not very picky when it comes to men, I don’t think. I just want someone who is loyal, respectful, romantic in a way (cause I like being mushy sometimes), has the same sense of humor so that he can handle my weirdness, and a great ass that I can spank, ahaha. And if he has a sexy voice and pretty eyes…mmmm, yes. “A part time lover and a full time friend.”
As for dating, I like going to the movies, or watching a movie at home, eating, and then some makeout sessions here and there. I have only dated people who were my friends first, so that’s what we are usually doing anyway, except the making out part, lol.
Bender: lol nice. My wallet’s looking a little malnourished though. damn. haha. Where would you want to go to eat on these dates? What are your favorite foods?
Eve: Mexican, American, Italian, and that pretty much covers it. I am pretty picky about food, but I wouldn’t expect to go anywhere too fancy. Maybe AppleBee’s or something, lol. Chicken fingers with BBQ sauce and fries on the side, yum.
Bender: (Eve is great! She’s so down to Earth! Let’s dig deeper…) What are some of your pet peeves? What makes you mad? Drives you crazy?
Eve: Slow drivers especially when you are in a no passing zone or they are in the passing lane and you are stuck behind two slow cars, ignorance and stubbornness, people that have weird fucking logic and even when you prove them wrong, somehow they are still right, when people don’t use their turning signals or when they forget to turn them off as they are driving, people that pick their nose in public (wtf grandpa), momma’s boys, when people think the world revolves around them, no toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms, people that let their kids run around screaming and don’t do a thing about it, people that smack their gum (its not cute, you look like a cow, and the noise is so annoying, I just want to slap them), when places won’t hire me because of the way I look (piercings/multicolored hair… I have two arms, two legs, and a brain so what’s the problem?), bums that come up to my car begging for money and won’t leave even though I ignore them, lol…yea I have a lot.
Bender: lol. That is a lot. (OK, let’s get back to what Eve likes instead of what she doesn’t like!) Do you have any pets? Do you want any more if so?
Eve: I lovvvve animals. Right now, I have three kitties of my own (crazy cat lady), their names are Bahst, Bella (both girls), and Grey (a boy). In my house total, we have 6 cats, 3 dogs, 1 turtle, and some fishies, lol.
I kinda want to buy a big house, and then save helpless animals and find them nice homes. And I want to have a farm in the back for horses and rabbits and ducks and yea, haha.
Bender: Nice. That’s sweet, and a good cause!
Do you have a day job, something to do when you’re not camming?
Eve: I don’t have any other jobs at the moment, CWH makes me enough money, heh heh. I don’t plan on camming forever, just until my skin starts to sag, lol. I do plan on going to college and having a real “career” though.
Bender: Cool, furthering your education is an excellent thing to do! What do you want to study? Do you know yet?
Eve: I wanted to go to school for Micro Circuit Mask Design, but I’ve only found colleges in Arizona for it, so I’m going to have to find something else like it in Arkansas. It hasn’t been a dream of mine, but I don’t really know what I want to do anymore, so I guess I’ll just find a job where I’ll make good money, lol.
Bender: I know how that is, not knowing what you want to do, lol.
Speaking of camming, how did you come to work at CWH? And what’s your favorite part of the job?
Eve: One of the now-retired camgirls (Gia) found me on a website and recruited me. At first I thought it was just spam, but she kept sending me e-mails, so I finally checked it out, lol. After she told me it was non-nude and how much I’d be making, I knew I wanted to do it. Haha.
My favorite part of CWH is the money, lol. OK actually, my favorite part is obviously the community, being able to get to know the customers and the other camgirls. It makes it fun and a lot more comfortable.
Bender: Thanks again for your time, Evie sweetie! One last thing, though… when can we catch you online for private shows?! lol
Eve: Night time is the best time to catch me on. About 8 p.m.-1 a.m. mountain time. I’m a night owl. Haha. But if anyone wants to schedule a show earlier, that works, I just need to know a day in advance at least!
Bender: So there you have it, fellas. Apparently a rose CAN bloom in the desert, and her name is Eve!
~ Interview by Eric