I’m having some issues with the pchats software right now, so I thought I’d take the chance and post here. Except I don’t know what to say.. I bet I say this everytime, but my life is really not very exciting. I guess the only thing I can tell you is that there’s half a delicious chocolate mud cake (who names a cakes MUD cake by the way??) in my fridge and it’s just waiting to be eaten by me. Hmm mm. If THAT’s not exciting, I don’t know what is.
Right. I’m thinking really hard right now to find something to talk about. Ohh, I know. The mosquitos here (no no, wait, ‘mozzies’). They’re vicious. I was out riding my bike two days ago (that make me sound like I’m 5 years old) and one if them bit me. At first it was just a regular bite, a little itchy obviously, but now it’s developed into a big huge hurtful swelling that’s red and feels kinda warm. Now that’s sexy. But like I always said.. the animals here are ruthless. Where else are you gonna find a gazillion species that don’t live anywhere but here, and could immediately kill you? Look: Sharks and crocodiles, snakes, spiders, jelly fish.. even the cute looking platypus appears to have a poisonous sting. This country is dangerous. Just think of poor Steve.
Right, so I’m talking about cake and dangerous animals. Fuck, I suck at this. Forgive me.
PS: Guuuys, I’m not really in private, it just says I am. I feel so lonely, someone come and save me!